My Last Fishing Report For Dale
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:00 pm
Hopefully he runs the whole thing. His response when I sent it to him... I don't know what to say.
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End of an Era
Got out Saturday morning. Checked the radar before I left. Massive storms to the north going all the way up and into Minnesota and starting barely two miles from my house, but radar showed that it should stay to the north. All suited up out on the creek and the radar was wrong. Wound up sitting in the car till 8 AM waiting out the rain and lightning. I wanted to fish a creek.
I shouldn't have bothered. The creeks were up a bit, muddy and I got my first skunking of the year.
Saturday at 10 PM I checked the river gauge. With all the rain they got up north, the Fox had been coming up all day and was running at 1880 cfs. Sunday 5 AM I checked the gauge again, running at 2330 cfs and it was still going up. I hesitated about going out. I've never done well when the river was rising, but there was a nearby creek that might be my savior.
6 AM, no one around, taking my time suiting up. Another angler shows up. He's more hurried. Grabs his fly rod and plants himself where I wanted to start. 2-3 false casts and he finally puts the darn fly in the water. Repeat, repeat, repeat. So much wasted effort and energy for such a simple task. I drive to another spot. It failed me. I go back, he's still standing in the same spot false casting his arm off. We're at 1.5 hours now. I head up the creek and go 4/7 on smallies in a short stretch. I go back to the river again. He moved about 20 feet and was now casting in the fastest water possible that I wouldn't even bother with. Screw this. I wade out to about 100 feet downstream from him and fish the big current seam and slack water I wanted to do 2.5 hours ago. Takes 15 minutes to cover what I want and prove to myself there's no fish in there today. Beating the water won't change the results. Stopped to talk to an old guy with dogs all sitting on a bench just a few feet from the river. Nice conversation. He tells me in over an hour the guy hasn't moved and he hasn't caught a thing. Yeah, I figured that, 2.5 hours and I knew he wouldn't. Some things you just know.
And this, Sir Dale, will be the last fishing report I send you. I know you've heard that a couple of times over the last couple of years. This is the culmination of a year's worth of eliminating fishing related things from my schedule. In the last year I've turned down a dozen guiding jobs, two river fishing classes, two fishing club speaking engagements, three radio show invites, Sam Bennett's thing, the kid fishing volunteer work I do and an invite to be on the Board of Directors of Friends of the Fox River. I'm simply done with it all.
I've joked with you that I've become like a self-hunting dog. Self-fishing in this case.
Friends will attest to the fact that I rarely agree to meet up and fish with anyone. What if I change my mind at the last minute? What if we get to the agreed upon spot and I don't like how it looks? What if, instead of turning right to go meet up, I decide to turn left to go somewhere better? That's how I make my decisions now and agreeing to meet up with someone seems so foreign to me. That's just the way it is.
So, after somewhere around 13 years of giving you these fishing reports, I'm done. Thanks for the opportunity to do them and it was fun to see how far I could push things at times and you'd still publish them. My blog will still be up and running and the forum I've had up for five years now will still be around. What little I plan on doing will all be going on those two venues. And I still plan on leaving my snarky commentary on your blog now and then. It's too much fun to pass up.
And no, not even my dad's guilt-tripping comment of "How come you're not in the paper this week?" will change my mind this time.
Ken G
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End of an Era
Got out Saturday morning. Checked the radar before I left. Massive storms to the north going all the way up and into Minnesota and starting barely two miles from my house, but radar showed that it should stay to the north. All suited up out on the creek and the radar was wrong. Wound up sitting in the car till 8 AM waiting out the rain and lightning. I wanted to fish a creek.
I shouldn't have bothered. The creeks were up a bit, muddy and I got my first skunking of the year.
Saturday at 10 PM I checked the river gauge. With all the rain they got up north, the Fox had been coming up all day and was running at 1880 cfs. Sunday 5 AM I checked the gauge again, running at 2330 cfs and it was still going up. I hesitated about going out. I've never done well when the river was rising, but there was a nearby creek that might be my savior.
6 AM, no one around, taking my time suiting up. Another angler shows up. He's more hurried. Grabs his fly rod and plants himself where I wanted to start. 2-3 false casts and he finally puts the darn fly in the water. Repeat, repeat, repeat. So much wasted effort and energy for such a simple task. I drive to another spot. It failed me. I go back, he's still standing in the same spot false casting his arm off. We're at 1.5 hours now. I head up the creek and go 4/7 on smallies in a short stretch. I go back to the river again. He moved about 20 feet and was now casting in the fastest water possible that I wouldn't even bother with. Screw this. I wade out to about 100 feet downstream from him and fish the big current seam and slack water I wanted to do 2.5 hours ago. Takes 15 minutes to cover what I want and prove to myself there's no fish in there today. Beating the water won't change the results. Stopped to talk to an old guy with dogs all sitting on a bench just a few feet from the river. Nice conversation. He tells me in over an hour the guy hasn't moved and he hasn't caught a thing. Yeah, I figured that, 2.5 hours and I knew he wouldn't. Some things you just know.
And this, Sir Dale, will be the last fishing report I send you. I know you've heard that a couple of times over the last couple of years. This is the culmination of a year's worth of eliminating fishing related things from my schedule. In the last year I've turned down a dozen guiding jobs, two river fishing classes, two fishing club speaking engagements, three radio show invites, Sam Bennett's thing, the kid fishing volunteer work I do and an invite to be on the Board of Directors of Friends of the Fox River. I'm simply done with it all.
I've joked with you that I've become like a self-hunting dog. Self-fishing in this case.
Friends will attest to the fact that I rarely agree to meet up and fish with anyone. What if I change my mind at the last minute? What if we get to the agreed upon spot and I don't like how it looks? What if, instead of turning right to go meet up, I decide to turn left to go somewhere better? That's how I make my decisions now and agreeing to meet up with someone seems so foreign to me. That's just the way it is.
So, after somewhere around 13 years of giving you these fishing reports, I'm done. Thanks for the opportunity to do them and it was fun to see how far I could push things at times and you'd still publish them. My blog will still be up and running and the forum I've had up for five years now will still be around. What little I plan on doing will all be going on those two venues. And I still plan on leaving my snarky commentary on your blog now and then. It's too much fun to pass up.
And no, not even my dad's guilt-tripping comment of "How come you're not in the paper this week?" will change my mind this time.
Ken G