My lovely wife and partner for the past 5 years just asked me how to spell my last name.

Those that know me off the internet and know how I really talk can imagine how my response went.

Can't wait till she gets older and forgetful.

You owe me a keyboard, monitor, AND coke!

I don't care who ya'r that there is funny.

This does bring up a funny story though. I took my father-in-law up to the rifle range to go shoot. I wasn't married yet, but close enough. I get up to the counter and decide that I wanted to get a membership as I knew I would be up there alot. I am filling out the paperwork and then after I give it to the guy the paperwork he asks if I wanted to add anyone to the membership. I said "sure" and added my soon to be bride. He asks a few questions and then gets to a question that stumped both myself and my father-in-law. He asked what was her birthday. We both were stumped! We knew the month and year, but for the life of us didn't know the day.
We still laugh about that one.