My daughters are going to do this to me some day.

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

He's no match for my mom.

Funny thing. The one at the top of the list when I checked it out for the first time was this:

The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2

Seemed appropriate.

Haha, thats funny crap. Let us all know when your daughters set it up.

LMAO

This sites just full of little useful links, isn't it?

This one is great

"A scar ain't 13 god damned stitches. I'll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we'll all laugh at your fucking 13 stitches together."