Shit My Dad Says

[Ken G]

My daughters are going to do this to me some day.

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

He's no match for my mom.

Funny thing. The one at the top of the list when I checked it out for the first time was this:

The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2

Seemed appropriate.

[MattC]

Haha, thats funny crap. Let us all know when your daughters set it up.

[Hoffman]

LMAO

[Ken G]

This sites just full of little useful links, isn't it?

[Hoffman]

This one is great

"A scar ain't 13 god damned stitches. I'll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we'll all laugh at your fucking 13 stitches together."