No, seriously, that is who I am, why fight it right?
I've been banned from almost every other Chicago area fishing forum.
I once had a Nun spit on me... in church. I thought the confessionals had sound-proof walls, wtf?!
It's all in good fun though, even if it does have disastrous consequences. Afterall, I don't have to pay anyone's therapist but my own.
So, if you feel offended or hurt by anything I say or post on here, please don't feel singled out, I'm just that way with everyone.
Here is all you'll ever need to know about me:
1. I don't fish enough, but is there really such a thing as that?
2. I don't make enough money, (see ^ above).
3. I don't give out my fishing spots unless they weren't mine to begin with, but you can trust me with your secret spots.
4. My sense of humor is so twisted I made Gacy vomit, so read my posts with caution.
5. None of this is real, so I can and will say anything I want. (Google: Blue Waffle)
6. I have a few nicknames: The Four Season Angler, FSA, Ninja, Tripod and Whale Cock. They are all very accurate, feel free to use whichever you choose.
7. I have no patience for whiners, politics, pop/hip-hop/country music and Twade's atrocious grammar.
8. Life is too short to make these mistakes: drink cheap beer, worry about which group of crooks is in office, neglect your kids, never thank a veteran and only fish with one rod/reel/lure your whole life.
That's all I got. I tried to be honest so if you hear anyone else talking shit about me, it's probably true.
