When I was getting off the water the other day, up ahead of me just out of sight was a big commotion. Like someone running through the shallow water and not doing a very good job of it. Next I heard a big thud and splash and things scattering over rocks and into water.
I remember thinking, that had to hurt. Caught a glimpse of someone high tailing it down the river. I didn't know they made all black waders.
When I got to the spot where the fall must have happened I found this (not kidding here).
Hey Darth, you missing something.
